“Hi, my name is Mister Big Shot. I am so anxious to meet my new forever family. Could that be with you? I sure hope so. I am a gorgeous puppy with a personality to match. I am also up to date on all of my vaccinations and vet checked from head to tail, so when you see me I will be as healthy as can be. I will be the best friend you’ve dreamed of. Pick me! I promise you won’t regret it. I will love you, kiss you, and teach you to play so be sure to pick me and choose me today!â€