"That's me in the picture! If you're reading this, you probably already think I'm the pick of the litter. I agree. My breeder tells me that I am going to go places in life. Maybe one of those places should be your place. Call that phone number over there and tell them I'm the pup for you. They'll answer all of your questions and make sure I find my way to your home. You know my personality outshines the rest, so don't think I'm going to stick around too long. Get calling!" (xxx) xxx-xxx8