“I bet that you’ve never seen a puppy like me! I’m just that cute! My name is Jason and playing is my game. I can’t wait to meet my new family. We are going to have so much fun together. We’re going to go for nice walks, play lots of games, and when we’re done we’ll curl up next to each other. Do you think you could be the family for me? I hope so! Oh, and did I mention that I give world-famous puppy kisses? Don’t miss out on them!”