First of all, I'd like to register a doggy complaint! It's really, really hard to type with paws! They told me I have to tell the world about how wonderful I am, so here goes nothing. I have the softest, fluffiest, and most beautiful coat that you will ever see! Everyone loves to pet me and I don't mind at all! I can lay there for hours soaking up every bit of affection. If you want to earn some doggie brownie points from me, then don't forget to rub my belly! I can't wait to meet my new family and go on all sorts of adventures. I have a whole lot of love to give and I want to spend every moment I can with you! Before I leave for my new home, I'm going to see my vet to make sure I'm completely healthy and current on vaccinations. I've got to go now, but I hope to join my new family soon, so that I can spend each and every day loving them!” phone calls and SMS any time xxx-xxx-xxxx thank you and have a great day.