“Hello new Family! My name is Ted and I'm the cutest puppy for your family to get. Throw me a ball or show me your lap, it won't take you long to figure out where I'm at! I maybe young now, cute and cuddly at best, but wait until I get bigger and its lots of adventures with no rest! Take me home now and you won't regret it. The bond that we'll build, of love and affection, will make a lifelong partnership and an unforgettable connection!”